GIRLSNIGHT.

New hair :)

So Girls night didn't go the way Ive planned it but that's alright! Swana and Crystal ended up coming over later around 11ish and we sat on the couch, watched movies, drank apple juice w/ vodka, pig out on some sweets and ice creams and read magazines. A typical girls night in :) happy valentines day everyone! lovexo


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Guys Phrases Translated

I bought the February Cosmopolitan issue today and I find this article so interesting and funny! but I am going to list a few since there's 50 guys phrases & i don't feel like typing them all out!

D A T I N G:
-HE SAYS: "I'm pretty much single."
HE MEANS: "I have a girlfriend, but you're hot."
-HE SAYS: "I'm not looking for a relationship."
HE MEANS: "I really just want to do you."
-HE SAYS: "Shall we split the check?"
HE MEANS: "I'm not into you."
-HE SAYS: "My ex is crazy."
HE MEANS: "I screwed her over, and she got upset."
-HE SAYS: "Your friend is great!"
HE MEANS: "If I weren't seeing you, I would go for your friend."
R E L A T I O N S H I P:
-HE SAYS: "My friends loved you when they met you!"
HE MEANS: "I think I may love you too."
-HE SAYS: "I'm sorry I haven't called."
HE MEANS: "I'm not sorry but I don't want to deal with your wrath."
-HE SAYS: "I'm not going to change."
HE MEANS: "I don't have the balls to break up with you, so I'm going to force you to dump me."
-HE SAYS: "My mom is like that around new people."
HE MEANS: "My mom isn't a fan of yours."

D U D E B E H A V I O R:
-HE SAYS: "I thought I knew her."
HE MEANS: "I was checking her out."
-HE SAYS: "I don't get why girls like him"
HE MEANS: "I''m feeling insecure, so say something reassuring."
-HE SAYS: "My friend is so whipped!"
HE MEANS: "I'm a little hurt that my buddy is choosing a chick over me."

A P P E A R A N C E S:
-HE SAYS: "You look hot."
HE MEANS: "Can we have sex later?"
-HE SAYS: "Isn't that a little revealing for girl's night?"
HE MEANS: "I don't want guys hitting on you."
-HE SAYS: "That's a new look."
HE MEANS: "You look weird."

S E R I O U S D I S C U S S I O N S:
-HE SAYS: "I just need some space."
HE MEANS: "I want out."
-HE SAYS: "Why are you being so emotional?"
HE MEANS: "Why are you acting like a psycho?"
-HE SAYS: "You're being such a girl."
HE MEANS: "I don't understand you at all."
S E X:

-HE SAYS [WHILE IN BED]: "I love you."
HE MEANS: " I love the sex that I have with you."
-HE SAYS: "How many guys have you been with?"
HE MEANS: "Tell me I'm the best you've had."
-HE SAYS: "I don't masturbate all that often."
HE MEANS: "I masturbate more often than you wash your hands."
-HE SAYS: "Did you finish?"
HE MEANS: "I hope you finished, because I finished and, boy, am I sleepy!"

Interesting eh?