wtf?

Mom: "Sophie, do you know how long Lionel Richie sit on the toilet bowl??"

Me: " what are you talking about.."

Mom: "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG LIONEL RICHIE SIT ON THE TOILET!?"

Me: ".... what the hell??"

Mom: " do you know!?!?!?!"

Me: " what?.... how long"

Mom: " ALL NIGHT LONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you know his song 'alll night long'"

Me: ................

then she walks away & she start singing his song " is it mee you lookinggggggg fooorr?"

am I ready!?

I've been having sexual dreams for awhile. it's weird. Is my dream hinting me that I am ready, I am horny and I need to find a man to fuck asap.!? Last night, I was dreaming that I was pregnant! SCARED the shit out of me. WTF!? It was weird seeing myself with a big belly. In my dream, I knew CLEARLY that I was pregnant but I had to try the pregancy test stick LOL & somehow the test couldn't tell if I was pregnant or not. I was so confused. Anyway, my other dreams were just a lot of fucking & sex. yep.

dumbshit.

I am fucking tired of your fucking bullshit. Go to hell. I hate how you assume shit bout me, think you know EVERYTHING about me & talk behind my back like you think i dont know.. grow the fuck up! how old are you, you fuckface. even a 12-year-old is more mature than you. Stop pretend like you are smart and you know everything cause you're not and you dont. I like how you think sticking your nose into other people's business and helping them out make you a good friend cause it don't and you are just making it worse. If you stick your nose into other people's business without being invited, don't be surprised if they verbally bloody it. Also, stop giving advice cause it sucks. you are stupid, cocky, immature, an asshole, jerk, shit and everything bad you can think of. bye bitch. i'm done for now.

What The Fuck!?

who the fuck kept saying i can't take my N till february!? this whole time i thought i took my L around february but I actually took it on January!! that mean i can take my N sooner! WTF... This is the last time i'm listening to people! GAAAAAAAAH. I gotta book an appointment SOON! bitch. Anyway, my first driving lesson today @ 3 :) byexo

EEEP.

My teacher gave me one more essay to work on.
that's 8 essays! what the eff!

School was alright UNTIL the guy next to me asked me out. gosh that was awkward :/now my English class is going to be pretty awkward! Anyways, this saturday I am planning to have a girls night in. So all the single ladies! come over my place and we will partaay :) just a small one. maybe do some baking, movie, cooking, sleep over my place if you want and if you have any suggestion, tell me! so be expecting a text from me and btw don't tell me you cant make it cause i will be very :(

HOUSE RULES:
DO NOT TRASH MY HOUSE AND LET'S HAVE FUN :)

SLY♥

yep.

Have you ever lied about something so small & it wasn't even worth lying about? yeah!? what the eff right? then you kept asking why did i even lied?.. should have told them the truth & that's all you kept thinking about! yeah, been there done that! Today, i finally got it off my chest and tell `em... aaahh feels so good!!!!!

Get This!

LONG STORY SHORT.
- Eddie wants to go to the movie.
- Pasu called & he wants to go bbt.
- I asked Eddie if he wants to go to bbt. Answer is yes.
- Texted Pasu to confirmed it.
- Eddie said something about someone cant make it, so we're not going to bbt but instead we are going to go to the movie.
- BUT WAIT! Pasu called asked me to convince Eddie.
- Eddie said hes gay.
... so wtf is going on... movie or not! AAAHHHHH

MORE SNOW! what the eff?

"It's snowing more than ever. . . cross fingers and hope ALL schools are closed tomorrow!!"

. . . if not, i aint going to school anyway